#WizardsAreTheRealPatriarchs

In a galaxy ruled by bureaucratic overlords and patriarchal traditions, fairy attorney Vexilla Spark is about to take on her most impossible case yet. 

When her client, the eccentric and reckless Zorzag Fexorian, is accused of everything from minor traffic violations to intergalactic treason, the pair must team up to navigate a courtroom dripping with zombie clerks, unrelenting judges, and centuries-old prejudice against anyone who doesn’t like endless shades of the color beige.  

But standing up for justice isn’t easy when the system itself is designed to crush anyone who dares challenge it. Faced with corrupt power plays and the ever-present stench of undead troll enforcers, the duo’s resolve is tested to its limits. They know that Zorzag’s fate is more than just a trial—it’s a fight against a status quo that refuses to change.  

Can a determined fairy and a hapless wizard outwit a system designed to silence them both? Or will her glittering wings be clipped—and his interdimensional surfboard confiscated—before the truth can shine through? 

Perfect for fans of sharp satire, whimsical fantasy, and courtroom drama, #WizardsAreTheRealPatriarchs blends humor, heart, and high-stakes battles in a story where the tiniest fairy might just make the biggest difference.